vrrrroooom

As I was listening to "Smoke in our lights" from the Avett brothers live album, specifically to the line "no cops around" in the car on the way to Goldthwaite, I passed a cop car. I passed a cop car going about 80 mills an hour in a 70...

He quickly turn on his lights... which there was no smoke anywhere around... I saw them blaring red, blud, and white very clearly...

I got a bit sweaty. I pulled all the way over to the side of the road and reached for my license and insurance. As he slowly walked to my passenger side window, I was prepared for the worst.

...warning

I went slow like a scared turtle the rest of the way home, happy to have only received a warning. I don't care if you get there before me hare... I would like to keep my $200. I like to mosey.